Captain Monbiot's War on Sheep

Captain Monbiot's War on Sheep

Captain Monbiot placed his witch-hazel helmet on his head, and adjusted the hemp straps on his wicker breastplate. His battleaxe Gaia, fashioned from old aluminium cans, felt reassuringly heavy in his hands. He turned it over, admiring, as was his ritual before combat, the runes inscribed upon it: PREDATOR; COLD-BLOODED DAEMON; DISCIPLE OF ORION. And DR PEPPER – he sighed; it rather spoiled the effect, but recycling was important.

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