Kim the Younger Steals the Show

It was a Jesus move, in a sense. Jesus in the Book of Matthew said the "Day of the Lord" will come "like a thief in the night". And North Korea's new lord-appointee did exactly that.

In the wee hours of Tuesday, North Korea's official mouthpiece the Korean Central News Agency announced, just hours before Pyongyang was to hold its biggest political convention in decades, that Kim Jong-eun (now, it's also the opportune time for us to spell the young lord's name right), was appointed as a military general, torpedoing all the "Will he really? But he is too young" suspicions from some North Korea watchers.